Funny Text Moments

It’s the time of the year for Jolly Ho Ho’s and this morning I got mine. I was texting with my daughter to make sure she had the details for my upcoming Xmas visit.

Daughter: When are you coming? So you sent me your itinerary??  Right??

Me:  Yes..do you need it again daughter dear? You obviously did not get your mother’s incredible OCD organizational skills or you wouldn’t have to ask that question.  I took that silly OCD test on Face Book and got 100%  I don’t even know what it means but I guess I must be good if I got 100%.  Right??

Me:  So, needless to say my suitcase is full of stuff other than clothes so I will be raiding your closet.  I am only bringing a couple of pair of jeans, PJ’s, and toiletries and the rest I will get from you.

Me:  Oh, and I will bring my own ugirlnderware….haha

 

Daughter: I didn’t think you wore those mother…

Me: Only if I’m going out looking for some hot sex….haha

hotter

Hummm….choices……..hot

Daughter: OMG mother! What’s wrong with you. You are an old lady!!!!!

 

Needless to say, daughter is a bit of a prude with absolutely no sense of humor.  I think I have been disowned.

 

Me:  Actually, I thought I would post the underware thing, and the hot sex thing to my status on Facebook. I wouldn’t want to embarrass you, but it would be so cool to see ‘hot men looking for hot sex’ in my adds instead of Health Food Supplements

suplements

and Blundstone boots! blunts

 

 

 

 

I would stay on FB all day if all I saw were hot men!!

Merry ho ho!!!!!

 

 

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