It’s the time of the year for Jolly Ho Ho’s and this morning I got mine. I was texting with my daughter to make sure she had the details for my upcoming Xmas visit.
Daughter: When are you coming? So you sent me your itinerary?? Right??
Me: Yes..do you need it again daughter dear? You obviously did not get your mother’s incredible OCD organizational skills or you wouldn’t have to ask that question. I took that silly OCD test on Face Book and got 100% I don’t even know what it means but I guess I must be good if I got 100%. Right??
Me: So, needless to say my suitcase is full of stuff other than clothes so I will be raiding your closet. I am only bringing a couple of pair of jeans, PJ’s, and toiletries and the rest I will get from you.
Me: Oh, and I will bring my own underware….haha
Daughter: I didn’t think you wore those mother…
Me: Only if I’m going out looking for some hot sex….haha
Daughter: OMG mother! What’s wrong with you. You are an old lady!!!!!
Needless to say, daughter is a bit of a prude with absolutely no sense of humor. I think I have been disowned.
Me: Actually, I thought I would post the underware thing, and the hot sex thing to my status on Facebook. I wouldn’t want to embarrass you, but it would be so cool to see ‘hot men looking for hot sex’ in my adds instead of Health Food Supplements
and Blundstone boots!
I would stay on FB all day if all I saw were hot men!!
Merry ho ho!!!!!